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I’m the sexiest of them all! - Carol


Matthew Leeth


#funny #horror #matthew-leeth #me #she-was-different

She'd made him watch every Alien movie. Most of the goriest scenes were accompanied by his dialogue: 'Ach, that's no' - that's just no' right.... Bloody hell, this canna be right.


Kresley Cole


#funny #kresley-cole #funny

Captain Jibby looked at the door, clenched his teeth, and worked his face into a scowl so fierce you would think the door had insulted his mother - which, for the record, it had not.


Cuthbert Soup


#funny #insult #mother #funny

…breaking the heart of someone you still love is a rare horror, not funny to anyone, except perhaps Satan…and even his pleasure would be spoiled by not having had a hand in it, by the dumb, wasteful accident of the thing. The Devil wants meaning just like the rest of us.


Glenn Duncan


#love #meaning #the-devil #funny

I squinted one of my eyes at Daniel. “What are you doing?” he asked. “This is me, giving you the side eye.” I continued to squint. “Well, you look like you’re having a stroke


Hodkin Michelle


#the-look #the-unbecoming-of-mara-dyer #funny

And it was kind of funny to see all these professional fighters unwilling to get within a mile of the female. Then again, if you wanted to survive doing the work they did, accurate risk assessment was something you developed early -- and even Qhuinn, who was the object of the protective instinct the Chosen was rocking, wouldn't have dared touch her.


J.R. Ward


#j-r-ward #layla #lover-at-last #qhuinn #funny

I sobbed again, and this time my father chuckled. "What's so funny?" I demanded, tilting my head when my cheek got his coat wet. "You didn't cry when Kevin Mitchell broke your arm, or when you got stabbed in the hip the last time we were here. But boy troubles are still enough to reduce you to tears.


Rachel Vincent


#faythe #greg-sanders #funny

The test of someone’s authenticity is to wait until they think you’re not looking, then check the tag under their collar.


Bauvard


#fashion #funny #humor #funny

This doesn't mean you're getting a discount." Audrey heaved a mock sigh. "Oh well. I guess I'll have to ply you with sexual favors, then." Gnome choked on the soup. "I'm old enough to be your grandfather!" Audrey winked at him, gathering the empty bags. "But you're not.


Ilona Andrews


#fate-s-edge #funny #gnome #ilona-andrews #the-edge

Best friends one, and now we have almost nothing to say to each other. It was interesting, how he had joined those guys and I just stayed on my own. I didn't like it or dislike it. It was just funny that things had turned out that way.


Markus Zusak


#friends #funny #interesting #like #the-way-things-turn-out






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