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Lily Tomlin

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The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

— Lily Tomlin

#life #rat-race #humor

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

— Lily Tomlin

#goals-in-life #humor #inspirational #wish #funny

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

— Lily Tomlin

#deep #his #invented #language #man

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

— Lily Tomlin

#masturbation #men #naughty #sex #men

The road to success is always under construction

— Lily Tomlin


I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.

— Lily Tomlin

#motivation #life

Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?

— Lily Tomlin

#prayer #devotion

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

— Lily Tomlin


Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

— Lily Tomlin


No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.

— Lily Tomlin


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Tomlin has received numerous awards including: four primetime Emmys; a special 1977 Tony when Lily Tomlin was appearing in her one woman Broadway show Appearing Nitely; a second Tony as Best Actress two Drama Desk Awards and an Outer Critics Circle Award for her one woman performance in Jane Wagner’s The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe; a CableACE Award for Executive Producing the film adaptation of The Search; a Grammy Award for her comedy album This is a Recording (a collection of Ernestine the Telephone Operator routines) as well as nominations for her subsequent albums Modern Scream And That's the Truth and On Stage; and two Peabody Awards — the first for the ABC television special Edith Ann’s Christmas: Just Say Noël and the second for narrating and executive producing the HBO film The Celluloid Closet. In March 2009 Tomlin received Fenway Health's Dr.

Mary Jean "Lily" Tomlin (born September 1 1939) is an American actress comedian writer and producer. She has starred in such films as Nashville Nine to Five All of Me The Beverly Hillbillies Orange County and I Heart Huckabees. She currently stars as Lillie Mae on the ABC sitcom Malibu Country.

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