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Lily Tomlin

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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?


— Lily Tomlin


#beauty #come #done #hair #how

The road to success is always under construction.


— Lily Tomlin


#construction #road #success #success is #under

Exercise is for people who can't handle drugs or alcohol.


— Lily Tomlin


#humor

I always wanted to be something, but now I see I should have been more specific.


— Lily Tomlin


#life

Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.


— Lily Tomlin


#lies #truth #humor

Just remember, we're all in this alone.


— Lily Tomlin


#humor #quote #silly #humor

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.


— Lily Tomlin


#cynical #enough #how #keep #matter

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.


— Lily Tomlin


#relief #slowing #try

Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.


— Lily Tomlin


#cause #leading #leading cause #reality #stress

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.


— Lily Tomlin


#about #besides #gives #home #homework






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Tomlin has received numerous awards including: four primetime Emmys; a special 1977 Tony when Lily Tomlin was appearing in her one woman Broadway show Appearing Nitely; a second Tony as Best Actress two Drama Desk Awards and an Outer Critics Circle Award for her one woman performance in Jane Wagner’s The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe; a CableACE Award for Executive Producing the film adaptation of The Search; a Grammy Award for her comedy album This is a Recording (a collection of Ernestine the Telephone Operator routines) as well as nominations for her subsequent albums Modern Scream And That's the Truth and On Stage; and two Peabody Awards — the first for the ABC television special Edith Ann’s Christmas: Just Say Noël and the second for narrating and executive producing the HBO film The Celluloid Closet. In March 2009 Tomlin received Fenway Health's Dr.

Mary Jean "Lily" Tomlin (born September 1 1939) is an American actress comedian writer and producer. She has starred in such films as Nashville Nine to Five All of Me The Beverly Hillbillies Orange County and I Heart Huckabees. She currently stars as Lillie Mae on the ABC sitcom Malibu Country.

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