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Lily Tomlin

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What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch.

— Lily Tomlin

#collective #hunch #just #reality

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

— Lily Tomlin

#name #special #tops #why #your

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

— Lily Tomlin

#being #coming #current #depending #ever

If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.

— Lily Tomlin

#considered #lot #read #tv #watch

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

— Lily Tomlin

#answer #could #love #love is #please

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

— Lily Tomlin

#even #race #rat #rat race #still

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

— Lily Tomlin

#always #i #i always #realized #somebody

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

— Lily Tomlin

#country #decent #eight #elected #get

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

— Lily Tomlin

#about #besides #gives #home #homework

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

— Lily Tomlin

#behind #every #failure #had #missed

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Tomlin has received numerous awards including: four primetime Emmys; a special 1977 Tony when Lily Tomlin was appearing in her one woman Broadway show Appearing Nitely; a second Tony as Best Actress two Drama Desk Awards and an Outer Critics Circle Award for her one woman performance in Jane Wagner’s The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe; a CableACE Award for Executive Producing the film adaptation of The Search; a Grammy Award for her comedy album This is a Recording (a collection of Ernestine the Telephone Operator routines) as well as nominations for her subsequent albums Modern Scream And That's the Truth and On Stage; and two Peabody Awards — the first for the ABC television special Edith Ann’s Christmas: Just Say Noël and the second for narrating and executive producing the HBO film The Celluloid Closet. In March 2009 Tomlin received Fenway Health's Dr.

Mary Jean "Lily" Tomlin (born September 1 1939) is an American actress comedian writer and producer. She has starred in such films as Nashville Nine to Five All of Me The Beverly Hillbillies Orange County and I Heart Huckabees. She currently stars as Lillie Mae on the ABC sitcom Malibu Country.

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