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Lily Tomlin

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Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

— Lily Tomlin

#praying #said #schizophrenic #talk #talks

I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.

— Lily Tomlin

#i #may #person #something #thinking

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

— Lily Tomlin

#fittest #instead #laughing #should #survival

Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.

— Lily Tomlin

#cause #leading #leading cause #reality #stress

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

— Lily Tomlin

#relief #slowing #try

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.

— Lily Tomlin

#cynical #enough #how #keep #matter

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

— Lily Tomlin

#handle #people #reality #who

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

— Lily Tomlin

#complain #deep #developed #i #language

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

— Lily Tomlin

#hunch #nothing #reality

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Tomlin has received numerous awards including: four primetime Emmys; a special 1977 Tony when Lily Tomlin was appearing in her one woman Broadway show Appearing Nitely; a second Tony as Best Actress two Drama Desk Awards and an Outer Critics Circle Award for her one woman performance in Jane Wagner’s The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe; a CableACE Award for Executive Producing the film adaptation of The Search; a Grammy Award for her comedy album This is a Recording (a collection of Ernestine the Telephone Operator routines) as well as nominations for her subsequent albums Modern Scream And That's the Truth and On Stage; and two Peabody Awards — the first for the ABC television special Edith Ann’s Christmas: Just Say Noël and the second for narrating and executive producing the HBO film The Celluloid Closet. In March 2009 Tomlin received Fenway Health's Dr.

Mary Jean "Lily" Tomlin (born September 1 1939) is an American actress comedian writer and producer. She has starred in such films as Nashville Nine to Five All of Me The Beverly Hillbillies Orange County and I Heart Huckabees. She currently stars as Lillie Mae on the ABC sitcom Malibu Country.

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