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#naughty

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I rarely drink, but last night, after several hours and several beers at the bar, I found myself face to face with two huge boobs. They weren’t the breasts of a young woman, but those of an old man. Still, the taste of a nipple is genderless.



Jarod Kintz


#alcohol #awesome #bar #bizarre #drinking

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#condom #food #fruit #funny #humor

My favorite color on canvas is nudity.




Jarod Kintz


#canvas #color #naughty #nude #nudity

No matter how bad things get, just keep looking up. Just keep looking up her skirt. Or his kilt. 



Jarod Kintz


#naughty #positive-attitude #skirt #attitude

Like a 9-5 business at 4:59 pm, her legs were open.



Jarod Kintz


#closed #naughty #open #sex #business

If my remote control doubled as a dildo, I'd never get off my ass to change the channel.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #lazy #naughty #change

Mozart was a punk, which people seem to forget. He was a naughty, naughty boy.


Shirley Manson


#forget #mozart #naughty #people #punk

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.


Groucho Marx


#humor #innuendo #naughty #humor

good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere


Helen Gurley Brown


#humor #naughty #sex #virginity #humor

The opportunity was too perfect to miss. Harry crept silently around behind Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle, bent down, and scooped a large handful of mud out of the path. 'We were just talking about your friend Hagrid,' Malfoy said to Ron. 'Just trying to imagine what he's saying to the Committee for the Disposal of Dangerous Creatures. D'you think he'll cry when they cut off his hippogriff's-' SPLAT. Malfoy's head jerked back as the mud hit him; his silverblond hair was suddenly dripping in muck.


J.K. Rowling


#humor #malfoy #mud #naughty #sneaky






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