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#naughty

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Why send roses? Wouldn’t it be more romantic to deliver a dozen orgasms? For only $19.95, I’ll deliver them to your woman any day of the year. But be sure to book early for Valentine’s Day.



Jarod Kintz


#flowers #funny #humor #love #naughty

I have a whisper like a zipper. Your secret is safe in my pants.



Jarod Kintz


#humor #naughty #pants #safe #safety

Edwina knew things with Greg had just about run their course. She'd bedded him, and bought him clothes, and now it was time for the polite push out the door. Of course she wished her latest conquest all the best. If he was lucky, Greg would just fall right into some other powerful woman's bed. If not . . . well, if not he'd just have to do the old-fashioned thing and look for work. Though darling Greggy-poo didn't really seem the type. Edwina studied him while he slept by the pool, drinking in that tight behind and those bulging muscles for the last time. The trouble with younger men, she thought, was that they were so damned good at sex that they really didn't have to be good at anything else.


Barbara Taylor Bradford


#older-women #men

I think Australians do well here because we feel a bit naughty, like we're in America and if they only knew how much fun we were having, we'd all get thrown out, you know.


Melissa George


#australians #because #bit #feel #fun

Several famous people have licked my nipples. Well, indirectly. First they licked the stamps, and then I peeled them off the letters and stuck them on my nipples.



Jarod Kintz


#celebrity #fame #funny #humor #letter

I do quite naughty things now. I do like to be a bit sexy.


Kylie Minogue


#i #i do #like #naughty #now

Blank House was exactly a nice empty sheet where nothing was accountable because you were so naughty that you were in Blank House.


Diane Cilento


#because #blank #empty #exactly #house

My favorite color on canvas is nudity.




Jarod Kintz


#canvas #color #naughty #nude #nudity

No matter how bad things get, just keep looking up. Just keep looking up her skirt. Or his kilt. 



Jarod Kintz


#naughty #positive-attitude #skirt #attitude

Mozart was a punk, which people seem to forget. He was a naughty, naughty boy.


Shirley Manson


#forget #mozart #naughty #people #punk






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