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Love is like building a wall with two bricks and a ton of wind. Obviously you and your lover are bricks.



Jarod Kintz


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A blanket could be used to separate the winners from the losers. With the exception of me, all men are losers, and only the winners are allowed under the blanket. Sorry, fellas, but there is nothing I can do about the situation. 



Jarod Kintz


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When a man has a gift in speaking the truth, brute aggression is no longer his security blanket for approval. He, on the contrary, spends most of his energy trying to tone it down because his very nature is already offensive enough.


Criss Jami


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A blanket could be considered part of performance art, if you’re inconsiderate and steal all the covers while we’re asleep—and film me shivering and twitching in the night. 



Jarod Kintz


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A blanket could be used in surgery. But personally, I’d rather use a surgeon.



Jarod Kintz


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Bricks could be used to build stronger relationships. But so could bribes.


Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used as an idol you can worship. But be careful, lest God smite thee with His wrath.



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be placed in the trunk of a car manufacturer’s competitor, to increase the odds of decreasing their fuel efficiency.



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used as a floating object that dispensed fresh water, if only it were lighter and shaped like a cloud.



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used as a middle name. But who’d be dumb enough to do that, when it would clearly make a better first name?



Jarod Kintz


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