#thing

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. ↗

— Tim Allen

#easy #families #issues #minutes #nothing

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. ↗

— Woody Allen

#anything #doing #every #failing #innovative

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. ↗

— Woody Allen

#case #definitely #everything #exists #i

I have travelled all over the world and one thing that amazes me is that I can communicate with people. My story may be different but emotionally we are all the same. ↗

— Isabel Allende

#be different #communicate #different #emotionally #i

I am an American citizen and it is my home now. I like the U.S.A., which is not a place too many people have liked since Bush. The U.S. has a young population, and everything can change within a year. ↗

— Isabel Allende

#american #american citizen #bush #change #citizen

I was a very bad journalist. Awful. I would just invent everything. If I did an interview, I had a preconception of what that person should say and I would put my words in his mouth. ↗

— Isabel Allende

#bad #did #everything #had #his

I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party. ↗

— Kirstie Alley

#binge #birthday party #day #every #every day

It's amazing how coke encompasses everything in your life. Addicts cannot confront life because they only think of their next hit. I ruined life for my parents, my sister and all my friends. ↗

— Kirstie Alley

#because #cannot #coke #confront #encompasses

I have a hotline to the tabloids. When I get up in the morning, I call the Star, and the last thing at night, I call them. I want them to have the inside track. ↗

— Kirstie Alley

#get #i #inside #last #morning

Everything I own can fit in two suitcases and a foot locker. ↗

— GG Allin

#fit #foot #i #locker #own