#thing

There are certain things that don't mix well with MS. One is staying up late at night. Another is big, noisy crowds. Well, campaigns are staying up late at night and big noisy crowds. ↗

— Ann Romney

#big #campaigns #certain #certain things #crowds

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. ↗

— Will Rogers

#comedians #everything #joke #people #politicians

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans. ↗

— Will Rogers

#agreed #anything #democrats #each #never

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. ↗

— Will Rogers

#been #being #closest #country #even

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. ↗

— Will Rogers

#anybody #anything #constitutional #constitutional amendment #did

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need. ↗

— Will Rogers

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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. ↗

— Will Rogers

#get #happens #may #thing #worst

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse. ↗

— Will Rogers

#got #last #last year #like #said

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. ↗

— Will Rogers

#been #depressed #enough #everything #forget

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. ↗

— Will Rogers

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