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Man is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight


Mark Twain


#religion #satire #love

Use the word 'ya'll' and before you knew it, you'd find yourself in a haystack french-kissing an underage goat


David Sedaris


#i-repeat-this-quote-all-the-time #say-y-all-and-i-ll-actually-puke #love

Love will weaken n ground u if u take 4 granted it's purity n song


Ellie Williams


#abrokenparadise #elliewilliams #teamelbombz #thiswaytoparadise #love

live life likes theres no tomomarrow because it caould all be over soon so live lagh and love the people you care about b/c one day they could be gone


itzel


#love

You hold substance in my psyche


Sarahbeth Purcell


#cute #love #love-song #psyche #sarahbeth-purcell

He whistles. Que viva Colombia. Hands you back the Book. You really should write the cheater's guide to love. You think? I do. It takes a while. You see the tall girl. You go to more doctors. You celebrate Arlenny's Ph.D defense. And then one June night you scribble the ex's name and: The half-life of love is forever. You bust out a couple more things. Then you put your head down. The next day you look at the new pages. For once you don't want to burn them or give up writing forever. It's a start, you say to the room. That's about it. In the months that follow you bend to the work, because it feels like hope, like grace- and because you know in your lying cheater's heart that sometimes a start is all we ever get.


Junot Díaz


#love

You have a part of me that no one, and I mean no one, has ever had before.


J.B. McGee


#forgiven #gabby-gerhart #this-series #this-trilogy #virginity

There was no politics in Persia because the great king was the master of slaves, not rulers of citizens. The point is beautifully made by Herodotus, the father of history and our own starting point. The exiled Spartan king, Demaratus, had taken refuge at the court of the great king of Persia, Darius I, in 491 BCE. Darius made him the ruler of Pergamum and some other cities. In 480 Darius's son and successor, Xerxes, took him to see the enormous army he had assembled to avenge his father's humiliation by the Athenians in an earlier attempt to conquer Greece. 'Surely,' he said to Demaratus, "the Greeks will not fight against such odds.' He was displeased when Demaratus assured him that they certainly would. 'How is it possible that a thousand men-- or ten thousand, or fifty thousand should stand up to an army as big as mine, especially if they were not under a single master but all perfectly free to do as they pleased?' He could understand that they might feign courage if they were whipped into battle as his Persian troops would be, but it was absurd to suppose that they would fight against such odds. Not a bit of it, said Demaratus. THey would fight and die to preserve their freedom. He added, 'They are free--yes--but they are not wholly free; for they have a master, and that master is Law, which they fear much more than your subjects fear you. Whatever this master commands they do; and his command never varies: it is never to retreat in battle, however great the odds, but always to remain in formation and to conquer or die.' They were Citizens, not subjects, and free men, not slaves; they were disciplined but self-disciplined. Free men were not whipped into battle.


Alan Ryan


#this-is-sparta #beauty

... there is no magical formula to beat the casino. None. Save your money. Save yourself from the cons of an author and the cons of the casino.


John-Talmage Mathis


#casino #gambling #gaming #i-deal-to-plunder #louisiana

This person sees not her own hand depositing the next dollar in a slot machine, but the hand of fate, or God. It’s her true conviction that there are forces at work for her to win a large jackpot— or at least to win back the money lost. After all, the only-for-show pictures of fruit had almost aligned with one another the last couple spins.


John-Talmage Mathis


#casino #gambling #gaming #god #i-deal-to-plunder






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