#though

If I hung out with Van Gogh, I don’t know what we’d do. We’d just play it by ear, I guess.
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— Jarod Kintz

#bizarre #funny #humor #random #random-thought

If I ever get a 20-dollar bill, I like to convert it into 20 singles, because women like guys with lots of money.
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— Jarod Kintz

#bizarre #funny #humor #money #random

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. ↗

— Steven Wright

#humor

Just stay still, if you stay still it can't find you. That's sharks, you idiot. Sharks and dinosaurs. This isn't Jurassic Park. ↗

— Kelley Armstrong

#humor #internal-thoughts #monsters-in-the-dark #sharks #humor

I can see myself before myself— A being through dark scenery. ↗

— Dejan Stojanovic

#being #circling #dark #dark-scenery #dejan-stojanovic

All people are enslaved by something. ↗

— Dejan Stojanovic

#literature #literature-quotes #people #poetry #poetry-quotes

When I want to be reminded of stupidity, especially my own, I turn on the TV. ↗

— Dejan Stojanovic

#literature #literature-quotes #poetry #poetry-quotes #quotes

My mathematics is simple: one plus one = one. ↗

— Dejan Stojanovic

#literature #literature-quotes #mathematics #one #plus

From one bell all the bells toll. ↗

— Dejan Stojanovic

#dejan-stojanovic #god #literature #literature-quotes #poems

Stars are only the rain of the Absolute. ↗

— Dejan Stojanovic

#dejan-stojanovic #literature #poetry #poets #quotes