#tim

Second, the resolution contains the blatantly false assertion that negotiating a timeline for bringing U.S. troops home with the Iraqi government undermines U.S. national security. Such a statement shows a misunderstanding of the enemy we face in Iraq. ↗

— Peter DeFazio

#blatantly #bringing #contains #enemy #face

Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others. ↗

— Ellen DeGeneres

#eyes #others #see #sometimes #through

In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants. ↗

— Lewis Black

#al gore #believe #bush #eisenhower #evolution

I was raised in an atmosphere of 'everything's fine.' But as I got older, I was like, 'Well no, everything's not fine. There is stuff that's sad.' I am a really sensitive person. I think I am too sensitive sometimes. ↗

— Ellen DeGeneres

#atmosphere #everything #fine #got #i

I believe that summer is our time, a time for the people, and that no politician should be allowed to speak to us during the summer. They can start talking again after Labor Day. ↗

— Lewis Black

#again #allowed #believe #day #during

I don't pay attention to the number of birthdays. It's weird when I say I'm 53. It just is crazy that I'm 53. I think I'm very immature. I feel like a kid. That's why my back goes out all the time, because I completely forget I can't do certain things anymore - like doing the plank for 10 minutes. ↗

— Ellen DeGeneres

#attention #back #because #birthdays #certain

Also, I think there are huge reactions sometimes, which are also mysterious. ↗

— Christopher Walken

#huge #i #i think #mysterious #reactions

I've always really liked theater. It fascinated me. You can create a reality and get people involved in that reality. It takes place in real time. ↗

— Lewis Black

#create #fascinated #get #i #involved

My touring has never stopped; from the time I started doing stand-up, I've been on the road. ↗

— Lewis Black

#doing #i #never #road #stand-up

Government does not have a revenue problem; government has a spending problem. Government does not have a revenue problem; government has a priority problem. It is time that we begin to fine tune our focus and decide what the priority of government ought to be. ↗

— Marsha Blackburn

#decide #does #fine #focus #government