#time

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will. ↗

— Paul Harvey

#chance #go #out #something #ten

God lets you be successful because he trusts you that you will do the right thing with it. Now, does he get disappointed often? All the time, because people get there and they forget how they got it. ↗

— Steve Harvey

#disappointed #do the right thing #does #forget #get

How can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It's what men have kept secret for so long. ↗

— Steve Harvey

#how #kept #knowledge #lack #long

We cannot let our respect for the FBI blind us from the fact the FBI has sometimes come up short of our expectations. ↗

— Orrin Hatch

#cannot #come #expectations #fact #fbi

Being on a comedy tour is like traveling with family, everyone is all having a great time... then all of a sudden it turns sour. One thing gets said out of turn, and everyone is on everyone's last nerve. After an hour of silence, we all start laughing about it. ↗

— Steve Harvey

#after #being #comedy #everyone #family

In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these. ↗

— Will Harvey

#been #helpful #like #remember #these

I love what I do. If I had my time over again, I'd probably do it for nothing. ↗

— Ernie Harwell

#had #i #i do #i love #love

It's time to say goodbye, but I think goodbyes are sad and I'd much rather say hello. Hello to a new adventure. ↗

— Ernie Harwell

#goodbye #hello #i #i think #much

I eat all of the time... at least five little meals a day. ↗

— Marilu Henner

#eat #five #i #least #little

Some people are like wheelbarrows; useful only when pushed, and very easily upset. The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing. ↗

— Henry S. Haskins

#head #his #like #nods #nothing