#tin

It may be prodigious, but it's all Greek to me! ↗

— Hergé

#funny #humor #tintin #funny

I’m writing my next book under a pseudonym. It will be Mark Twain’s best young adult romance. ↗

— Benson Bruno

#humor #writing #funny

You can always tell the quality of an author by their cover picture. Bad writers bear an idiotic smile on the inside flap. Great writers take up the entire back cover looking slightly mad, sad, or bored. The very best writers, though, had the superior ability to die before photography was invented. ↗

— Bauvard

#humor #writing #funny

Rioter: a person who wants dinner, and needs a TV to eat it with. ↗

— Bauvard

#humor #rioting #funny

I have been stabbed, poisoned, shot, beaten, possibly raped, subjected to hypothermia, and drowned, but still I dress up as Rasputin every Halloween for the Orthodox orgy. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#orgy #rasputin #funny

Hopeless and helpless doth AEgeon wend, But to procrastinate his lifeless end. ↗

— William Shakespeare

#procrastination

Poetic license is not a license to scribe recklessly. ↗

— C. Kennedy

#writing-advice #writing-craft #writing-humor #writing-philosophy #writing-process

There's nothing good about goodnight when it means goodbye. ↗

— Jeff Thomas

#goodnight #longing #parting #sad #goodbye

Thank God I found the GOOD in goodbye ↗

— Beyoncé Knowles

#letting-go #goodbye

When you procrastinate you become a slave to yesterday. ↗

— Stephen McCranie

#procrastination