#to

I want to be the greatest actor that ever lived, frankly. I'd love that. But I don't need to be. I just want to be here. That's it. ↗

— Jim Carrey

#ever #frankly #greatest #here #i

This is a Disney animated feature; it's eternal, it's history. What's there to think about' ↗

— Tia Carrere

#animated #disney #eternal #feature #history

I don't know if I'd want to do that anymore, because you always get bigger laughs on college campuses. So, when the film plays in front of a city audience, you've probably cut too loosely. ↗

— David Zucker

#anymore #audience #because #bigger #campuses

It's nice to finally get scripts offered to me that aren't the ones Tom Hanks wipes his butt with. ↗

— Jim Carrey

#get #hanks #his #me #nice

I refuse to feel guilty. I feel guilty about too much in my life but not about money. I went through periods when I had nothing, so somebody in my family has to get stinkin' wealthy. ↗

— Jim Carrey

#family #feel #get #guilty #had

My mother was a professional sick person; she took a lot of pain pills. There are many people like that. It's just how they are used to getting attention. I always remember she's the daughter of alcoholics who'd leave her alone at Christmas time. ↗

— Jim Carrey

#alone #always #attention #christmas #christmas time

One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again. ↗

— Jim Carrey

#am #anybody #drunk #hope #i

Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Seuss inspired me to try cauliflower! ↗

— Jim Carrey

#eat #eggs #green #ham #i

It took me less than half a lifetime to realize that regret is one of the few guaranteed certainties. Sooner or later everything is touched by it, despite our naive and senseless hope that just this time we will be spared its cold hand on our heart. ↗

— Jonathan Carroll

#cold #despite #everything #few #guaranteed

Everyone coming out of a perfume store is smelling the back of their hand. ↗

— Jonathan Carroll

#coming #everyone #hand #out #perfume