#to

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent. ↗

— Dave Barry

#during #fans #football #games #intelligent

The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television. ↗

— Dave Barry

#generator #nuclear #television

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. ↗

— Dave Barry

#fins #fish #i #kind #only

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. ↗

— Dave Barry

#been #fan #gigantic #i #rolling

The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire. ↗

— Dave Barry

#empire #historical #just #like #now

I just wanted to be a guy who could earn a living as an actor, and I did that for a long time. ↗

— Gene Barry

#could #did #earn #guy #i

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up. ↗

— Todd Barry

#bring #celebrity #classy #experience #i

I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend. ↗

— Todd Barry

#cage #go #got #highly #i

My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act. ↗

— Todd Barry

#barry #does #sister #sometimes #todd

I never regret anything. Because every little detail of your life is what made you into who you are in the end. ↗

— Drew Barrymore

#because #detail #end #every #i