#to

The Spirit Awards are great too, they'll say anything because they're not televised. Another great drinking night. ↗

— William H. Macy

#anything #awards #because #drinking #great

When I was in New York, I was making a living. We had a summer house and a car that I could put in a garage. That's something for a stage actor. ↗

— William H. Macy

#car #could #garage #had #house

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me. ↗

— Joel Madden

#i #like #me #paper #thrown

I don't want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated. ↗

— Joel Madden

#everyone #i #leave #leaving #see

I've flown across America, I've scaled fences, I've stood under windows and gone out of my way hundreds of times. I'm a hopeless romantic. There's no hope for me. ↗

— Joel Madden

#america #fences #flown #gone #hope

We've been together since the womb. We met in the womb. ↗

— Joel Madden

#met #since #together #womb

Once we thought, journalists and readers alike, that if we put together enough "facts" and gave them a fast stir, we would come up with something that, at least by the standards of short-order cooks, could be called the truth. ↗

— Melvin Maddocks

#called #come #cooks #could #enough

Watching baseball under the lights is like observing dogs indoors, at a pedigree show. In both instances, the environment is too controlled to suit the species. ↗

— Melvin Maddocks

#both #controlled #dogs #environment #indoors

I was in drama, wanted to be an actor. ↗

— Joan Jett

#drama #i #wanted

In the little town where I live in Hampshire County, Massachusetts, we now have a 'Public Safety Complex' around the corner from what used to be our hokey Andy Griffith-esque fire station. ↗

— Rachel Maddow

#around #complex #corner #county #fire