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Yeah, and I went straight into a fantasy world. Just stepped straight into the abyss. You know, I was gone and kids used to walk past my front room, cause I lived on the green.


Eric Clapton


#cause #fantasy #fantasy world #front #gone

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'


Tommy Cooper


#around #assistant #blind #bloke #calls

Darrell is really good in the studio. I mean, he has a real working knowledge of how the process works, and what sounds good coming back over tape, and how the stuff works together.


Guy Clark


#coming #darrell #good #how #i

If we can't have comedy books written about aspects of womanhood without going into a panic attack about it, then we haven't got very far at being equal.


Helen Fielding


#aspects #attack #being #books #comedy

There are so many images pushed at women and so many ideas of what you're supposed to be. I think there's too much of this superwoman, this woman with a bottom like two billiard balls. There's no real celebration of just being a person.


Helen Fielding


#being #bottom #celebration #i #i think

Women today are bombarded with so many messages, like we should have Naomi Campbell's body and Madeleine Albright's career.


Helen Fielding


#bombarded #campbell #career #like #many

Damn the sword! When Virginia wanted a sword, I gave her one. Now she sends me a toy! I require bread!


George Rogers Clark


#damn #gave #her #i #me

The sword is very handsome. I am too old and infirm, as you see, to ever use a sword again, but I am glad that my old mother state has not entirely forgotten me.


George Rogers Clark


#am #entirely #ever #forgotten #glad

Any serious shift towards more sustainable societies has to include gender equality.


Helen Clark


#equality #gender #include #more #serious

Business can talk itself into a blue funk.


Helen Clark


#business #funk #into #itself #talk






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