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Having a Congress with a more diverse educational and professional background would serve the country well. And given the budget challenges facing America today, we might benefit from a few more cold, calculating problem solvers, and fewer courtroom impresarios.


John Sununu


#background #benefit #budget #calculating #challenges

Shakespeare would never have gone far in today's politically correct world.


John Sununu


#far #gone #never #politically #politically correct

I'm somewhat horrified because I don't think the young people today even know what history is. Some of them don't' even study History at school anymore or Geography and they don't know where one place is from another.


Joan Sutherland


#anymore #because #even #geography #history

If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.


Max von Sydow


#came #going #his #jesus #name

Today's tax cuts provide yet another illustration of the Republicans' fiscally irresponsible economic policies that ignore the needs of America's middle class, students, and working families.


Ellen Tauscher


#another #class #cuts #economic #economic policies

I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.


Rip Taylor


#her #i #joke #martha #new

We took Beowulf, the epic poem in Old English, and put it right together with John Gardner's contemporary retelling. If you bring it into today, we really feel that it has something very fresh to say now.


Julie Taymor


#contemporary #english #epic #epic poem #feel

We are not at the same place we were in 1973. This country today is drifting, moving steadily towards the pro-life position because the data is with us.


Randall Terry


#country #data #drifting #moving #place

The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.


Nikola Tesla


#deeply #insane #instead #must #quite

In our first season we had a 22 rating. Today Seinfeld, a hit show, gets a 15. Lost in Space actually had a bigger audience than Star Trek got at that time.


Mark Goddard


#audience #bigger #first #gets #got






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