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Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.


Colin Mochrie


#allegedly #arrested #charges #dolphin #famous

My problem is that the audience is more fiction-literate than ever. In Shakespeare's day, you probably expected to see a play once or twice in your life; today you experience four or five different kinds of fiction every day. So staying ahead of the audience is impossible.


Steven Moffat


#audience #day #different #different kinds #ever

I think that people don't know how to do anything anymore. My father was a janitor. He could take a car apart and put it back together. He could build a house in the back yard. Today, if you ask people what they know, they say, 'I know how to hire someone.'


Walter Mosley


#anything #apart #ask #back #build

Today, children are watching more and more television, and are bombarded over and over with images and content that have the potential to dramatically influence their behavior.


Tim Murphy


#bombarded #children #content #dramatically #images

I wanted to rock back and forth between myth and distant futures, yesterday, today, and tomorrow. It felt a bit like prophecy and a bit like storytelling.


George Murray


#between #bit #distant #felt #forth

No one was more important than my mom and dad. I know they are watching from a place up in heaven here today to make sure all their kids are doing good.


Eddie Murray


#doing #doing good #good #heaven #here

Today I join the greatest players that played the game. It is a great feeling being here.


Eddie Murray


#feeling #game #great #great feeling #greatest

Today in the era of globalization there is no such issue as borders between states of the same nation.


Fatos Nano


#borders #era #globalization #issue #nation

No one, no social group, can today avoid the commitment to contribute to the clean up of public finances in order to prevent the financial collapse of Italy. The sacrifices will not be in vain, especially if the economy begins to grow again.


Giorgio Napolitano


#avoid #begins #clean #clean up #collapse

If American schooling is inadequate now, just imagine how much more obsolete it will be when today's kindergarten students graduate from high school in just 12 years.


Janet Napolitano


#graduate #high #high school #how #imagine






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