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My mother told me two things constantly. One was to be a lady and the other was to be independent, and the law was something most unusual for those times because for most girls growing up in the '40s, the most important degree was not your B.A. but your M.R.S.


Ruth Bader Ginsburg


#constantly #degree #growing #growing up #important

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.


Alan Coren


#choosing #consists #democracy #dictators #hear

With faith and courage, generations of Armenians have overcome great suffering and proudly preserved their culture, traditions, and religion and have told the story of the genocide to an often indifferent world.


Jerry Costello


#courage #culture #different world #faith #generations

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.


Rodney Dangerfield


#dentist #going #i #me #teeth

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.


Rodney Dangerfield


#i #me #okay #opinion #psychiatrist

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.


Rodney Dangerfield


#her #i #me #psychiatrist #seeing

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.


Rodney Dangerfield


#everyone #hasn #hates #i #me

When my father would yell at me, I told myself someday I'd use it in a book.


Paula Danziger


#father #i #me #myself #someday

I'd never heard of colon cancer. Baseball wasn't even important to me. I have a wife and two girls. That's what was important. The doctors told me and all I could say was, 'When are we going to get this thing out?'


Eric Davis


#cancer #colon #could #doctors #even

I could've played basketball, but my mind was on baseball. I didn't know what I was in for. In high school it was a matter of talent. No one told you what to do.


Eric Davis


#basketball #could #high #high school #i






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