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The search for Nirvana, like the search for Utopia or the end of history or the classless society, is ultimately a futile and dangerous one. It involves, if it does not necessitate, the sleep of reason. There is no escape from anxiety and struggle.


Christopher Hitchens


#class #irrationality #nirvana #reason #society

Careful crossing the street," Tommy called back to her as he crossed. [Jody is drunk] "Ha!" Jody said. "I am a finely tuned predator. I am a superbeing. I --" And at that point she bounced her forehead off a light pole with a dull twang and was suddenly lying on her back, looking at the streetlights above her, which kept going out of focus, the bastards.


Christopher Moore


#you-suck #love

I never met a pig I didn't like. All pigs are intelligent, emotional, and sensitive souls. They all love company. They all crave contact and comfort. Pigs have a delightful sense of mischief; most of them seem to enjoy a good joke and appreciate music. And that is something you would certainly never suspect from your relationship with a pork chop.


Sy Montgomery


#humor #pigs #sy-mongomery #humor

If I didn't love so damn hard I wouldn't have someone to risk my life for.


Leslie Lee Sanders


#dystopian-fiction #erotic-romance #gay-romance #mm #post-apocalyptic

I know a lot of things about you, Garth...And I'm rooting for you anyways.


Doug TenNapel


#god #god-s-love #unconditional-love #love

So, have you seen Flood?" she asked. "Cop?" She added "cop" with a high pop on the p, like it was a punctuation mark, not a profession


Christopher Moore


#you-suck #love

Your eyes are as a flame, but our brothers have neither hope nor fire. Your mouth is cut of granite, but our brothers are soft and humble. Your head is high, but our brothers cringe. You walk, but our brothers crawl. We wish to be damned with you, rather than blessed with all our brothers. Do as you please with us, but do not send us away from you.


Ayn Rand


#love #love

Love will weaken n ground u if u take 4 granted it's purity n song


Ellie Williams


#abrokenparadise #elliewilliams #teamelbombz #thiswaytoparadise #love

Our apartment is a hotel for losers. A pit stop before the next ride.


Ida Løkås


#losers #love #pit-stop #ride #love

Hell, I’m practically an escort for my rich doctor clients. They call and I come running whispering sweet nothings in their ears and whipping out some of the best drugs money can buy. Matter of fact, we just got some meds in that makes Viagra look like chewable kiddie vitamins. One of my doctors told me when he came it was so good, he blacked out temporarily. Me and my boy toy are trying that one out tonight.


A.T. Hicks


#humor #over-the-top #sex-crazed #viagra #money






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