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#tortoise

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You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.


Terry Pratchett


#give #i #infidels #look #mean

I had no idea what humans were capable of. I heard they were crafty, but how are they able to do such things? You mean harness light and water? Speedy asked. Change the weather? Yes. It's only the beginning, Speedy said. There are more marvels waiting. Some not so marvelous. Such as? Be not in haste, said the tortoise. There is nothing here but time. If you live long enough, you will see. Of course, though, you will see them from your cage. Live long enough? I asked. Are there mortal dangers here? The tortoise chuckled. The boy doesn't always take very good care of his prisoners, Rex the lizard chimed in. What do you mean? He doesn't feed us enough? Sometimes he doesn't understand what we need to survive, Rex answered. Sometimes he plays too rough. How can a creature able to bend the laws of nature be so cruel? I asked.


Patrick Jennings


#humans #lizard #pets #power #reptiles

We called him Tortoise because he taught us.


Lewis Carroll


#called #him #taught #tortoise #us






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