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Along with the standard computer warranty agreement which said that if the machine 1) didn't work, 2) didn't do what the expensive advertisements said, 3) electrocuted the immediate neighborhood, 4) and in fact failed entirely to be inside the expensive box when you opened it, this was expressly, absolutely, implicitly and in no event the fault or responsibility of the manufacturer, that the purchaser should consider himself lucky to be allowed to give his money to the manufacturer, and that any attempt to treat what had just been paid for as the purchaser's own property would result in the attentions of serious men with menacing briefcases and very thin watches. Crowley had been extremely impressed with the warranties offered by the computer industry, and had in fact sent a bundle Below to the department that drew up the Immortal Soul agreements, with a yellow memo form attached just saying: 'Learn, guys...


Neil Gaiman


#humor #humor

But my system for over 30 years has been this: When stocks are attractive, you buy them. Sure, they can go lower. I've bought stocks at $12 that went to $2, but then they later went to $30.


Peter Lynch


#been #bought #buy #go #i

That's the main thing that attracts me - characters who have big journeys. I like playing those people.


James McAvoy


#big #characters #i #journeys #like

It is sad that the Republican leadership is not as interested as they say they are in protecting the institution of marriage as they are in waging a campaign to divide and distract the American people from the real issues that need to be addressed.


Kendrick Meek


#american #american people #campaign #distract #divide

If you cannot be on the project each day to check on things, then you should not try and be your own contractor.


Robert Metcalfe


#check #contractor #day #each #own

What I find very attractive, what I find sexual, are people who are unapologetic for who they are and comfortable with themselves. And I think with those two things sexual energy does come out because you're not hovering or censoring yourself, you're just being who you are. And being who you are is a very attractive quality in a person.


Katherine Moennig


#because #being #censoring #come #comfortable

It is a sign of contraction of the mind when it is content, or of weariness. A spirited mind never stops within itself; it is always aspiring and going beyond its strength.


Michel de Montaigne


#aspiring #beyond #content #contraction #going

My dad had this philosophy that if you tell children they're beautiful and wonderful then they believe it, and they will be. So I never thought I was unattractive. But I was never one of the girls at school who had lots of boyfriends.


Emily Mortimer


#beautiful #believe #children #dad #had

When I first started out, I was really attracted to having my own sense of style because I started swing dancing, lindy hop, and jitterbug.


Katy Perry


#because #dancing #first #having #hop

With a lot of hair and make-up then I'm possibly, remotely attractive. But it's rare, I don't think I'm ugly but I'm nothing particularly special. I'm not a yoga and health girl. I don't exercise that much and I eat crap and smoke and bite my nails.


Lisa Marie Presley


#bite #crap #eat #exercise #girl






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