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When words can't make it better, hold my hand and don't let go.


Richelle E. Goodrich


#friendship #grief #hardships #life #richelle

No they called it the Codex Merlini because it was written by a guy named Ralph.


Karen Chance


#funny

I want to be a man of mountaintops: to scale the heights, achieve a sublime transcendence, and breathe in the thin air. Transcendence requires suffocation.


Benson Bruno


#suffocation #transcendence #funny

That's so cute! They have birdbaths in the church!


Hilary Duff


#funny #hilary-duff #funny

The payment made by a manufacturer to a patentee for the privilege of using the patent process, is usually termed, in commercial language, a rent; and under the same head must be ranked all extraordinary qualities of body and mind.


Nassau William Senior


#commercial #extraordinary #head #language #made

The jazz chord substitutions in a country song... that was another thing that bent people's ears. I guess that my favorites are the unique ones. It's not how fast you play. It's that unique blending of different stuff I'm most proud of.


Brian Setzer


#bent #blending #chord #country #different

Xander: To read makes our speaking English good.


Ashley Gable


#grammar-humor #humor #language #humor

When 1:45 came, half the class left, and Danny Hupfer whispered, "If she gives you a cream puff after we leave, I'm going to kill you" - which was not something that someone headed off to prepare for his bar mitzvah should be thinking. When 1:55 came and the other half of the class left, Meryl Lee whispered, "If she gives you one after we leave, I'm going to do Number 408 to you." I didn't remember what Number 408 was, but it was probably pretty close to what Danny Hupfer had promised. Even Mai Thi looked at me with narrowed eyes and said, "I know your home." Which sounded pretty ominous.


Gary D. Schmidt


#humor #ominous #threat #worry #humor

Dramatic. A well developed sense of the dramatic has values beyond what people usually imagine. One of these is to realise the limitations of a sense of the dramatic.


Idries Shah


#inspirational #life #reality #sufis #sufism

Our vision is so limited we can hardly imagine a love that does not show itself in protection from suffering. The love of God did not protect His own Son. He will not necessarily protect us - not from anything it takes to make us like His Son. A lot of hammering and chiseling and purifying by fire will have to go into the process.


Elisabeth Elliot


#imagination






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