#uh

I hate violence, yes I do. It's kind of a dilemma, huh?. ↗

— Jackie Chan

#hate #huh #i #i do #kind

I don't know whether John Roberts has a twin, perhaps a sister or, uh, someone with a Hispanic last name. ↗

— John Cornyn

#i #john #john roberts #know #last

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. ↗

— Kirk Douglas

#dog #huh #like #loving #more

Especially while television I think is going through some growing pains or is in need of - I think current comedy is a bit, uh, not happening, you know? ↗

— Jenna Elfman

#comedy #current #especially #going #growing

The lies (Western slander) which well-meaning zeal has heaped round this man (Muhammad) are disgraceful to ourselves only. ↗

— Thomas Carlyle

#hoax #islam #lies #muhammad #religion

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it. ↗

— Jay Leno

#bill #bill clinton #book #clinton #duh

The Fuhrer is always right. I sense it. ↗

— Robert Ley

#fuhrer #i #right #sense

My senior year of high school, when I was getting recruited for college, my dad goes to me, 'You can become an Olympic champion.' And that's the first time that I'd heard someone else say that to me. I was like, 'Uh, are you talking to me?' ↗

— Ryan Lochte

#champion #college #dad #else #first

Music moves me - duh - and that is like having a window opening on a heightened reality, but the effect is fleeting: When the music ends, the magic, the uplifting, vanishes and the window slams shut. Words, on the other hand, by the nature of how they work, emotions evoked by dint of carefully laid out thoughts, have a more lingering effect. ↗

— Yann Martel

#dint #duh #effect #emotions #ends

Well, uh, all people - all, I think all human begins, uh, have good attributes, and they also have their flaws. ↗

— Scott McClellan

#attributes #begins #flaws #good #human