#um

I will always share a deep connection with my significant other, but I had to go back to my wife. Somebody got her pregnant, and I’m not about to pay child support. ↗

— Bauvard

#humor #love #marriage #funny

When your paper bills can’t buy dentures, put gold in your mouth. Just don’t ever smile. ↗

— Benson Bruno

#humor #money #funny

Political debate: when charlatans come together to discuss their principles. ↗

— Bauvard

#humor #politicians #funny

Mr. Speaker, the goal of stem cell research should be to help our fellow human beings. The debate on this issue has, unfortunately, moved into dangerous unethical territory when perfectly moral alternatives exist. ↗

— Jim Ryun

#beings #cell #cell research #dangerous #debate

By reducing our dependence of foreign oil and increasing alternative energy sources such as ethanol, we can begin to bring down prices at the pumps, create thousands of new jobs and bring a much needed boost to our economy. ↗

— Jim Ryun

#begin #boost #bring #create #dependence

I was most impressed with the professionalism of our soldiers stationed there, and I am now more confident than ever that that the operations at Guantanamo are being conducted in a humane and necessary manner. ↗

— Jim Ryun

#being #conducted #confident #ever #guantanamo

The beloved of the Almighty are: the rich who have the humility of the poor, and the poor who have the magnanimity of the rich. ↗

— Saadi

#beloved #humility #magnanimity #poor #rich

Skyrocketing insurance premiums are debilitating our Nation's health care delivery system and liability insurers are either leaving the market or raising rates to excessive levels. ↗

— Jim Ryun

#debilitating #delivery #either #excessive #health

The best loved by God are those that are rich, yet have the humility of the poor, and those that are poor and have the magnanimity of the rich. ↗

— Saadi

#god #humility #loved #magnanimity #poor

You know all these stadiums that U2 are playing? I've played in them. And I'm building up to it again. ↗

— Raphael Saadiq

#building #i #know #played #playing