#um

That all men are equal is a proposition to which, at ordinary times, no sane human being has ever given his assent. ↗

— Aldous Huxley

#being #equal #ever #given #his

No matter what you've done for yourself or for humanity, if you can't look back on having given love and attention to your own family, what have you really accomplished? ↗

— Lee Iacocca

#attention #back #done #family #given

If you're buying an album because of the face on it, you're stupid. ↗

— Enrique Iglesias

#because #buying #face #stupid #you

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess. ↗

— Lemony Snicket

#change #humor #love #parents #change

He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#shampoo #death

Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer? ↗

— Marilyn Monroe

#philosophy #humor

She'd also called me brave...unless she was talking to the catfish. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#fish #humor #humor

The whole world is a sack of shit ripping open. I can´t save it. ↗

— Charles Bukowski

#humor

I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one-hundred percent! ↗

— Dr. Seuss

#humor #inspirational #musical #faith

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch. ↗

— Orson Welles

#humor #food