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Goodness had nothing to do with it.


Mae West


#romance #humor

Oh noes, kitteh haz major angriez!” I said. I turned around to share a laugh with my companions and found them glaring at me. “What?” I asked. Leif shook a finger and said in a low, menacing tone, “If you tell me I have to talk like an illiterate halfwit to fit into this society, I will punch you.” “And I’ll pull out your goatee,” Gunnar added. “Lolcat iz new happeh wai 2 talk,” I explained to them. “U doan haz 2 be kitteh 2 speek it.


Kevin Hearne


#gunnar #humor #leif #humor

Watching him lumber back toward the apartment building, I got so mad I did something I can't explain. As Gabe reached the doorway, I made the hand gesture I'd seen Grover make on the bus, a sort of warding-off-evil gesture, a clawed hand over my heart, then a shoving movement toward Gabe. The screen door slammed shut so hard it whacked him in the butt and sent him flying up the stair case as if he'd been shot from a cannon. Maybe it was just the wind, or some freak accident with the hinges, but I didn't stay long enough to find out. I got in the Camaro and told my mom to step on it.


Rick Riordan


#humor

The only reason there's such a thing as a morning in the first place is to keep night and afternoon from bumping into each other. -Kheldar


David Eddings


#humor

Gabriel's green eyes sought Will. "It was the pox, wasn't it? You know all about it, don't you? Aren't you some sort of expert? "Well, you needn't act like I invented it, said Will. "Just because I believed it existed.


Cassandra Clare


#will-herondale #humor

See, they say it’s ‘survival of the fittest’, but you and I really know that it’s ‘survival of the most heavily armed


Lia Habel


#survival #humor

Oooh, that was fun." "That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year." "Why?" Isabelle said. "So you can look up 'fun.' I'm not sure you know what it means.


Cassandra Clare


#isabelle #jace #humor

I was going to say he's aimless," the witch replied. "I know he's a bit old to be old to living at home with his mom, but he's had a difficult time holding a job. He's worked at Wendy's, Taco Bell, and Burger King, but it all ends the same way- he challenges his manager to combat, takes over the restaurant, and enslaves his coworkers. Then it's back to video games." - Morgan le Fay


Michael Buckley


#magic #humor

It's like time travel only, you know, slower...


Christopher Moore


#humor

Spiders so large they appear to be wearing the pelts of small mammals.


Dave Barry


#spiders #humor






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