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You can learn new things at any time in your life if you're willing to be a beginner. If you actually learn to like being a beginner, the whole world opens up to you.


Barbara Sher


#any #beginner #being #learn #life

Somewhere, over the rainbow, Way up tall, There's a land where they've never heard of cholesterol.


Allan Sherman


#heard #land #never #over #rainbow

We have a certain group of people in this country that seem to want to lock up our national treasures, our national parks, and cherished places and keep the public from enjoying them.


Don Sherwood


#cherished #country #enjoying #group #keep

How Horrid" has a slightly facetious tone that strikes me as Wildean. It appears to embrace the actual horror--puberty, public disgrace--then at the last second nimbly sidesteps it, laughing.


Alison Bechdel


#perspective #rhetoric #home

Various Turkish people invaded southwest Asia during the Middle Ages and carved an empire for themselves from lands occupied by the indigenous Semitic and Indo-European inhabitants.


John Shimkus


#asia #carved #during #empire #indigenous

There is a supply for every demand.


Florence Scovel Shinn


#every #supply

Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.


John Shirley


#close #disappear #distance #get #good

I am of opinion that it is highly requisite forthwith to pass a law, prohibiting upon great penalties all trade with our enemies, and more especially the supplying of them with arms, ammunition or provisions of any kind whatsoever.


William Shirley


#ammunition #any #arms #especially #great

My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic.


Pauly Shore


#comedy #dad #everything #got #holding

I'm over the hill for come-on lines. On a quiet day, I can hear my liver rotting. For exercise, I fall down. ~ Clete


James Lee Burke


#humor #pick-up-lines #age






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