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I don't want to be in my car all day. I love getting up in the morning in Venice and walking my dogs down to the cafe to get my tea, and then perhaps going to a bookstore and sitting and reading, then walking to the beach. ↗


— Jessica Chastain


#beach #bookstore #cafe #car #day

I'm inspired by people who are so sensitive and vulnerable that they try to cover it up. ↗


— Jessica Chastain


#i #inspired #over it #people #sensitive

Both the historian and the novelist view history as the struggle of a tiny minority, able and determined to make judgments, which is up against a vast and densely packed majority of the blind, who are led by their instincts and unable to think for themselves. ↗


— Lion Feuchtwanger


#against #blind #both #determined #historian

Britons seem to have given up on assimilating their Muslim population, with many British elites patting themselves on the back for their tolerance and multiculturalism. ↗


— Linda Chavez


#back #british #britons #elites #given

Journalists are supposed to be skeptical, that's what keeps them digging rather than simply accepting the official line, whether it comes from government or corporate bureaucrats. ↗


— Linda Chavez


#bureaucrats #comes #corporate #digging #government

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs. ↗


— Tina Fey


#audience #comedy #down #dress #her

An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women's Affairs. Man, who'd she have to show here ankles to to get that job? ↗


— Tina Fey


#afghanistan #ankles #get #government #here

Homey don't quit. What else are you gonna do? It's like those guys in the cartoon they get up in the morning, check the clock and fight all day and after it's over they check the clock and go home. That's how it goes. ↗


— Chubby Checker


#all day #cartoon #check #clock #day

I grew up in a family of Republicans. And when I was 18 and registering to vote, my mom's only instruction was 'You just go in and pull the big Republican lever.' That's my welcome to adulthood. She's like, 'No, don't even read it. Just pull the Republican lever. ↗


— Tina Fey


#big #even #family #go #grew

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.' ↗


— Tina Fey


#ask #away #doing #dreamed #ending






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