#up

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#boyfriend #broke #her #just #marriage

When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#covering #i #kept #me #played

I think Michigan keeps you sane and on an even keel through the ups and downs. In Michigan, I do fireworks, shovel snow and live life. ↗

— Jeff Daniels

#even #fireworks #i #i do #i think

As Republicans, our first concern is for those waiting tonight to begin or resume the climb up life's ladder. ↗

— Mitch Daniels

#climb #concern #first #ladder #life

And before our current legislature adjourns, we intend to become the first state of full and true choice by saying to every low and middle-income Hoosier family, if you think a non-government school is the right one for your child, you're as entitled to that option as any wealthy family; here's a voucher, go sign up. ↗

— Mitch Daniels

#become #before #child #choice #current

When I was a kid a growing up in Ontario, Canada, Lake Erie was so polluted, I never thought it would ever, EVER be turned around where they could start cleaning it out in my lifetime! ↗

— Rick Danko

#canada #cleaning #could #erie #ever

I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up. ↗

— Lee Trevino

#dancing #every #every time #expect #i

There is a frustration too, that at moments when there's not a coup, when there are not people in the streets, that the country disappears from people's consciousness. ↗

— Edwidge Danticat

#country #coup #disappears #frustration #moments

The joke I wanted to put into one of the promos for this new season, was to have a guy come up to me and say, Hey! Tony! I love your show, I've watched you every night since you started! And then I'd say, Ah! You're the one! ↗

— Tony Danza

#come #every #every night #guy #hey

The Giants were supposed to have a new motto, 'Shut up and deal.' ↗

— Alvin Dark

#giants #motto #new #shut #shut up