#up

My Mum brought me up to believe that if you look after the pennies then the pounds look after themselves, and I could never do it. ↗

— Damien Hirst

#believe #brought #could #i #look

Internet journalism is not a world we know very well at all. It's conducted more on the screen and less in bars, which makes it rather less useful for getting stories about people throwing up over one another, which is what one's after. ↗

— Ian Hislop

#after #another #bars #conducted #getting

All the libel lawyers will tell you there's no libel any more, that everyone's given up. ↗

— Ian Hislop

#any #everyone #given #lawyers #libel

Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints. ↗

— Alfred Hitchcock

#blondes #bloody #footprints #like #make

Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare. ↗

— Alfred Hitchcock

#nightmare #pleasure #same #them #up

There is nothing to winning, really. That is, if you happen to be blessed with a keen eye, an agile mind, and no scruples whatsoever. ↗

— Alfred Hitchcock

#blessed #eye #happen #keen #mind

Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him up. ↗

— Alfred Hitchcock

#best #casting #disney #him #just

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime. ↗

— Alfred Hitchcock

#button #everytime #like #pops #push

As soon as someone like me or David Lynch pops up everyone says hallelujah, how weird. ↗

— Robyn Hitchcock

#david lynch #everyone #hallelujah #how #how weird

If people were really naked and everyone knew what each other was thinking, everyone would probably just laugh... or they'd lock each other up. ↗

— Robyn Hitchcock

#everyone #just #knew #laugh #lock