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I agree with you about the music of today. It lacks style and emotion.


Vinnie Vincent


#agree #emotion #i #lacks #music

I miss the 80's as well, it was a truly great decade for music.


Vinnie Vincent


#great #i #miss #music #truly

I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but they whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves their conduct, will pursue their principles unto death.


Leonardo da Vinci


#approves #brave #business #conduct #conscience

Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory.


Leonardo da Vinci


#appealing #argument #authority #conducts #his

Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet.


Tim Vine


#cabinet #chairs #dentist #down #filing

I love acting, but it's all just a bonus.


Tim Vine


#bonus #i #i love #just #love

My house is a bit like a teenager's bedroom. The kind of pictures you have hanging up on your wall say a lot about you. I've got ones of Evel Knievel, Elvis and Starsky and Hutch, signed by David Soul.


Tim Vine


#bedroom #bit #david #elvis #got

People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway.


Tim Vine


#ask #childhood #comics #conscious #conscious effort

People think that because of my act that I must have a really busy mind and I must be driven. I really am not. I quite like going outside and looking at spiders on a hedge in my garden and stuff.


Tim Vine


#am #because #busy #driven #garden

With silly stuff, it's seventy-five percent confidence. I always tell people that it's because I'm nervous about getting that next laugh and I need to hear it. I always want to condense a joke.


Tim Vine


#always #because #condense #confidence #getting






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