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A brick could replace your window, if your window’s opaque, and you throw the brick hard enough.



Jarod Kintz


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B.R.I.C.K. could be the new acronym for a highway safety group. I’m not sure what words each letter would stand for, but overall I think it give a great allusion to objects/people flying through windshields.



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used as an option: either swallow the brick, or swallow your pride. Most people would probably rather swallow the brick. If you give me a tall glass of orange juice, I’ll swallow two bricks at a time.



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used as a shield, if you’re being attacked by Lilliputians with lollipops.



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be substituted in for Kansas as a US state, because they’re roughly the same shape, they have the same topography, and I just found Topeka without the aid of a microscope.



Jarod Kintz


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A pastor, a politician, and a brick walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve rigid nonthinkers here.” So the brick and the pastor look at the politician, who turns around and leaves.



Jarod Kintz


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A blanket might make the ideal politician, because they’re warm, comforting, soft, and easily corruptible.



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be affixed under one of your shoes, to give your walk a limp that makes people more sympathetic towards you. Gimps get all the girls. 



Jarod Kintz


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A blanket could be used to represent the Rectangle of Desire. In nine out of ten cases, it was more effective than Viagra. The tenth case was found to contain a lot of cash, and the participant made off with the money without completing the study.



Jarod Kintz


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For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up.


Stanley Victor Paskavich


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