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The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun. ↗


— Jerry Seinfeld


#comedy #four #friends #fun #get

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." ↗


— Jerry Seinfeld


#because #doing #i #just #know

Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game. ↗


— Jerry Seinfeld


#because #decision #game #get #just

The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing. ↗


— Jerry Seinfeld


#because #car #first #had #i

I was delighted to have lines when they came - learning lines for film isn't a problem, but television is a little different, because we shot those shows the whole way through. ↗


— David Selby


#came #delighted #different #film #i

The movie, if I recall, didn't have to do with the television show because there were concerns from everyone that they didn't want it to be like the TV show. ↗


— David Selby


#concerns #everyone #i #like #movie

The only thing I wish I had kept were all the peace beads, because in the 1960s people made these and hung them at protests and it was a wonderful thing. ↗


— David Selby


#because #had #hung #i #i wish

I used to pretend that I was Tom attacking Jerry, who was drawn on the ball. ↗


— Monica Seles


#ball #drawn #i #jerry #pretend

I was looking for someone to formulate a skin care line I could use. ↗


— Connie Sellecca


#could #formulate #i #line #looking

I cry a lot because I miss people. ↗


— Maurice Sendak


#cry #i #lot #miss #people






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