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Just as Parkinson's isn't a big topic of conversation in my house, neither is my career. ↗


— Michael J. Fox


#career #conversation #house #just #neither

I have decided to fight for my country, because we have build a success story in Guanajuato, with real results and more yet to come in the next two years. ↗


— Vicente Fox


#build #come #country #decided #fight

You may count on Mexico's support, since your commitment to the noblest causes of mankind and your vast experience are and will be invaluable in enabling us, together, to achieve a better world. ↗


— Vicente Fox


#better #better world #causes #commitment #count

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.' ↗


— Jeff Foxworthy


#because #craziest #dysfunctional #ever #fair

A prisoner in the Inquisition is never allowed to see the face of his accuser, or of the witnesses against him, but every method is taken by threats and tortures, to oblige him to accuse himself, and by that means corroborate their evidence. ↗


— John Foxe


#accuser #against #allowed #every #evidence

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument. ↗


— Jeff Foxworthy


#argument #ever #everybody #family #first

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. ↗


— Jeff Foxworthy


#because #brings #cop #detective #home

The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house. ↗


— Jeff Foxworthy


#designated driver #desirable #doing #driver #drop

I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away. ↗


— Jeff Foxworthy


#away #because #day #does #e-mail

I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie. ↗


— Jeff Foxworthy


#because #daughter #down #four #giving






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