#use

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#chance #housework #kill #take #take a chance

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#cause #condoms #crisis #doctors #having

It's a big error to think that because you like somebody's work, you're going to like him. ↗

— Paul Simon

#big #error #going #him #like

My childhood was safe and sane. No abuse and no traumas. I was surrounded by a large and loving family who taught me the importance of hard work and a meaningful education. ↗

— Ronnie James Dio

#childhood #education #family #hard #hard work

I have become a housewife and there is no better job. ↗

— Celine Dion

#better #better job #housewife #i #job

God used beautiful mathematics in creating the world. ↗

— Paul Dirac

#creating #god #mathematics #used #world

Frank and explicit - that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and confuse the minds of others. ↗

— Benjamin Disraeli

#confuse #explicit #frank #line #mind

It's my nature to run from relationships, because I have never seen a good one. ↗

— Bethenny Frankel

#good #i #nature #never #relationships

You don't have to find out what someone's mechanical abilities are. All those factors are already a known commodity. I've seen teams win championships and have their entire team quit the next day because they weren't happy. ↗

— Larry Dixon

#because #championships #commodity #day #entire

Because we're sponsored by competing breweries there is always competition. When we were both fighting for ninth or 10th place, nobody really cared except the two companies. ↗

— Larry Dixon

#because #both #breweries #cared #companies