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His hand cups the back of my neck, and before I can think, he dips down and our mouths meet. For a split second I worry that he thinks he's kissing Courtney. But that instant the warmth of his soft lips spreads into mine, all thoughts dissolve. Pure feeling is all I have left. Little electric sparks sip through my bloodstream, making sure every nerve in my body is focused on his amazing mouth. ↗


— Tera Lynn Childs


#humor #kissing #forgiveness

Evil influence is like a nicotine patch, you cannot help but absorb what sticks to you. ↗


— E.A. Bucchianeri


#bad-company #bad-influence #evil #evil-people #evil-thoughts

Low-functioning savants don’t qualify to be human calculators, just ballpark announcers. ↗


— Bauvard


#humor #savant-syndrome #funny

I doubt she likes the idea of seeing him put back in a cage.” “Maybe not,” he said. “But she knows that the Authority are the only people who might be able to help him.” “Or kill him,” I said. “That too. What is life without risk?” “Long?” Terric laughed, a sort of high whooping that made me—and Zayvion, much to my surprise—smile. Contagious. For all he had a serious exterior, Terric was the guy you’d want to sit next to at a funny movie, just to hear him laugh. ↗


— Devon Monk


#devon-monk #terric #zay #funny

The world is a state of mind, so choose your profession according to your state, because a lot of governments kill intellectuals ↗


— Benson Bruno


#government #humor #intellectuals #funny

Love is a funny thing. The ones we love don't always love us back. ↗


— Scylar Tyberius


#love #funny

Promiscuous clone-love is the only way to realize the maxim, ‘love your neighbor as yourself. ↗


— Benson Bruno


#funny #humor #love #funny

Form a sacred bond. That way if your government one doesn't get repaid, you'll have something to pawn. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #humor #lover #funny

I never forget things. I just don't observe them in the first place. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #humor #observation #funny

There’s a name for devout people who worship reverence. Heretics. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #heretics #humor #funny






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