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I have never wanted to be famous, as such - fame is a by-product. ↗

— Steve Coogan

#fame #famous #i #never #such

I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?' ↗

— Dane Cook

#every #every time #i #i always #me

I grew up very self-loathing. I was a phobic. I had anxiety. I had panic attacks. ↗

— Dane Cook

#attacks #grew #had #i #panic

I say it with my tongue firmly planted in cheek but there's truth to it - being a comedian is very close to being a therapist. When you're working smaller clubs, you're listening. You're feeling an energy, you're going with a tone but when people start yelling out, you almost start a conversation with people. ↗

— Dane Cook

#being #cheek #close #clubs #comedian

I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere. ↗

— Dane Cook

#amazing #amazing time #away #blast #came

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up. ↗

— Dane Cook

#appliance #been #business #giving #going

The changing nature of money is only one facet of the financial services revolution. ↗

— Scott Cook

#facet #financial #financial services #money #nature

But I will say, I think there are some Democrats that don't want to address pension reform. I have taken on the issue of seniority and tenure. I think we have to address entitlements and the president has done that in his budget. I think we have to extend Medicare and the president has done that. But also reinvest in that program. ↗

— Antonio Villaraigosa

#also #budget #democrats #done #entitlements

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it. ↗

— Dane Cook

#mother #myspace #story #year

There's always someone in every group of friends that nobody likes. ↗

— Dane Cook

#every #friends #group #likes #nobody