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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.


Alexei Sayle


#fur #gangs #harass #leather #more

A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can't even talk. All they can do is tell gags.


Alexei Sayle


#comics #down #even #gags #got

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.


Alexei Sayle


#different ways #elevator #git #lift #president

But as in all cults, what's central to the Communist Party is the belief system and the elimination of nuance. From there you're very slowly led down the road to fanaticism and mass murder.


Alexei Sayle


#central #communist #communist party #cults #down

I liked 35 and in both my novels that is the age of the lead characters. I tried making them my age but they just seemed to keep moaning about stuff.


Alexei Sayle


#age #both #characters #i #i tried

I've accentuated the look over the years. As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.


Alexei Sayle


#death #go #grind #i #look

If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'


Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

It always seemed to be a constant that my parents were political.


Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

It seems easier to make a career out of comedy now than it was in the 1980s.


Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

Most of my friends are women - I quite fancied being a woman in a way.


Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git






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