#vampire

Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are you, an immortal idiot? ↗

— Anne Rice

#immortality

Who would want to be the prey in a world full of hunters? ~Disarming(Reign of Blood #2) ↗

— Alexia Purdy

#dystopia #mature-ya #post-apocalyptic #suspense #thriller

Yeah, cause that would be a smart choice. So, I should just forget about the whole lying to me thing when you pronounce you will never do it again?” “Yes.” “You’d have a better chance getting a donkey to shit gold.” From Witch Devotions. Coming out 2012! ↗

— Elizabeth J. Kolodziej

#romance #snarky-quotes #the-last-witch-series #vampire #vampyre-kisses

So this was different. I was amazing now - to them and to myself. It was like I had been born to be a vampire. The idea made me want to laugh, but it also made me want to sing. I had found my true place in the world, the place I fit, the place I shined. ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#vampires #twilight

Sorry if I can't be the right monster for you Bella. ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#vampire #werewolf #twilight

What is it with you and the Wizard of Oz references? Zombies and werewolves and vamps, oh my. Zombies and werewolves and... ↗

— Christopher Golden

#werewolves

I don't have a reason to lie to you. Not now." Jace's gaze remained steady. "And quit baring your fangs at me. It's making me nervous." "Good," Simon said. "If you want to know why it's because you smell like blood." It's my cologne. Eau de Recent Injury." Jace raised his left hand. It was a glove of white bandages, stained across the knucles where blood had seeped through. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#jace-wayland #simon-lewis #vampire #jace-wayland

Suck on this, Edward. ↗

— Danielle D. Smith

#demon #erotic-romance #erotica #paranormal #romance

I'm a Blackmoore, Felicity. I get what I want. ↗

— T.A. Grey

#paranormal-romance #vampires #werewolves #werewolves

Some say we’re already damned,” Nathanial replied coolly, sitting back in his chair. “So you’re too late to send him to Hell.” -- BLOOD KNOT ↗

— Tracy Cooper-Posey

#mmf-romance #paranormal-romance #vampires #erotic-romance