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When you have too much faith in something, it's bound to hurt you. Too much faith in anything will suck you dry. In this way, all the world is a vampire. ↗

— Poppy Z. Brite

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I had a standing arrangement with God: I'd agree to believe in Him -barely- as long as He let me sleep in on Sundays. ↗

— Richelle Mead

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Eternal love or eternal damnation .. Tears of Crimson ↗

— Michelle Hughes

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What about you? If I asked you . . . would you turn me?" Faith's eyes went wide. "Turn you into a vampire?" "No, turn me into a frog. Could you do it?" Faith finished her beer in one long swallow. "I might be able to, physically. But I wouldn't." Miranda had known she would say that, but still, her heart sank. "Why not?" She laughed. "Because my boss would kill me. ↗

— Dianne Sylvan

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Welcome to the Family." - Mrs.Sterling ↗

— Ellen Schreiber

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Vampires, bringing America together! ↗

— Charlaine Harris

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If we adopted Jack," I quip, "we'd have to give him combat pay for an allowance ↗

— Daven Anderson

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Don't run I never liked fast food ↗

— Rachel Caine

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I'm just being practial. I knew someday I might have to bare my throat to you. Pete and I discussed that very possibility. As for the danger and risk taking, that's what Pete pays me to do. And you and I both know he inteneds to get his money's worth." Jasmine, I cannot-" Why not!" Because you are not food!" I stared at him for a minute; the I started to grin. I couldn't help it. Vayl"-I tried to keep my face straight- "I'm not asking you to eat me. ↗

— Jennifer Rardin

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Couldn’t you hypnotize her or something?" "It doesn’t work like that." "I thought vampires were all sex gods with the ladies." Cade looked at him. "What gave you that idea?" "Uh ... late-night TV, mostly ..." "Humans are our food. Do you want to have sex with a cow? ↗

— Christopher Farnsworth

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