#vice

One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke. ↗

— Mark Twain

#clever #exclamation-point #writing #writing-advice

It's okay to write crap. Just don't try publishing it while it's still crap. ↗

— S.M. Blooding

#writing-advice

Shut up, Ray. ↗

— Henry Kuttner

#writing-advice #writing-advice

We believe that only government has the capacity--not to mention the political and moral responsibility--to promote the general welfare. Father Kramer as quoted in Sweet Charity? ↗

— Janet Poppendieck

#general-welfare #government-programs #moral-responsibility #public-service #food

My advice to you: Just be yourself. That’s what I’m trying to do. So, can I borrow your clothes? ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #funny

It don't do you no nevermind to tell nobody nothing. ↗

— Thomas McGuane

#humor #wisdom #humor

No one is normal. Everyone is just pretending to be normal. ↗

— Alessandra Torre

#humorous-quotes #reality #humor

Avarice is the vice of declining years. ↗

— George Bancroft

#declining #vice #years

Love without sacrifice is like theft ↗

— Nassim Nicholas Taleb

#love #manipulation #marriage #marriage-advice #narcissism

A girl's got to be fun. It's the one bit of advice I always give to friends of mine who are thinking of getting married. ↗

— Eric Bana

#always #bit #friends #fun #getting