#vice

And my piece of advice is...don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours. ↗

— Simone Elkeles

#funny #weapons #funny

Always drink upstream from the herd. ↗

— Will Rogers

#funny #funny

I may not always be right, but when I am, I admit it ↗

— Ken Murray

#funny #funny

The only good thing to do with good advice is pass it on; it is never of any use to oneself. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#epigram #humor #humor

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. ↗

— Bill Vaughan

#army #civilian #draft #everyone #life

If you forget your lines, you had better mumble with conviction. ↗

— Connie Brockway

#conviction #humor #humor