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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#handle #knows #nobody #them #two

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#classical #classical music #into #keep #kind

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

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Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#fold #money #once #over #pocket

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#fun #going #how #inherit #keep

It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#bad #even #keep #know #occasionally

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#always #coming #fellow #hardware #hardware store

After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

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It's the good loser who finally loses out. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

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