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I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#brush #face #floss #i #person

I'm doing a lot of stand-up, but not like when you're living in New York and you can do three sets a night and it's your life, and you sleep all day and you wake up and you eat with a bunch of other comics and then get ready for the night. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#bunch #comics #day #doing #eat

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#even #funny #harsh #i #i think

Like with Berle, he was always trying to steal the scene, get a little extra. ↗

— Phil Silvers

#berle #extra #get #like #little

I have always tried to write in a simple way, using down-to-earth and not abstract words. ↗

— Georges Simenon

#always #down-to-earth #i #simple #simple way

You'd better get your laugh while you're making your point, or you won't be doing it very long. ↗

— Shel Silverstein

#doing #get #laugh #long #making

Feast of the Holy Cross Does not every man feel, that there is corruption enough within him to drive him to the commission of the greatest enormities, and eternally to destroy his soul? ↗

— Charles Simeon

#corruption #cross #destroy #does #drive

I don't feel like a dream girl, but I think it's really nice. I guess a part of me wishes I got that sort of attention in my real life. Because in my real life, I'm this weird, dorky girl who just hangs out with her dog. ↗

— Alicia Silverstone

#because #dog #dorky #dream #feel

I think people want love in their lives. ↗

— Alicia Silverstone

#i think #lives #love #people #their

Feminists are in an untenable position, defending something they no longer believe in, and which history will force them to recognize was destructive of most of the central pillars of civilization. I'm just the first one to point it out publicly. ↗

— Dave Sim

#central #civilization #defending #destructive #feminists