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I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work. ↗

— Colin Mochrie

#joker #line #practical #traveling #work

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. ↗

— Mary Ann Mobley

#diabetes #heart #ms #problem #stress

The way I work on music is that I go into my studio, and I start playing music, and I see what happens, and... I never think about it. ↗

— Moby

#go #happens #i #i see #into

I met Elton John at an Interview dinner, and we just sort of became friends. He's got such a wicked sense of humor. ↗

— Moby

#dinner #elton #elton john #friends #got

I'm like a bad musical cliche because I bring my guitar on the road and try to write songs in hotel rooms. ↗

— Moby

#because #bring #cliche #guitar #hotel

If I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now. ↗

— Moby

#getting #i #i am #laid #lot

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had. ↗

— Colin Mochrie

#bank #ever #fantasies #fulfill #had

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises. ↗

— Colin Mochrie

#allegedly #arrested #charges #dolphin #famous

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge. ↗

— Colin Mochrie

#i #influenced #make #me #most

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out. ↗

— Colin Mochrie

#dinosaur #get #just #out #trying