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Greed (as Ling): You humans always get all "holier-than-thou" when it comes to this stuff... I really don't get you. Edward: It's called having integrity. You should try it sometime


Hiromu Arakawa


#edward-elric #fullmetal #humor #integrity #ling

Marcus: Cherry? Jillian: My ten-year-old niece. Marcus: She's named after a piece of fruit? Jillian nodded. Jillian: So is her twin sister, Apple. Marcus: You're kidding me. Jillian: Unfortunately, I'm serious. Their father is fond of fruit pies and thought it would be cute. Marcus: And their mother didn't protest? Jillian: She thinks Steven's cute, so she gives him whatever he wants.


Gena Showalter


#gena-showalter #humor #humor

I paused with the pen in my hand. "He burst into flames?" "He became engulfed in fire." "Was his buddy made out of orange rocks and at any point yell, 'It's clobbering time'?


Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #kate #magic-bleeds #ilona-andrews

May you get exactly what you want and live long enough to regret it.


Sherrilyn Kenyon


#wishing #humor

Don't worry. Worry is useless. I worried anyway


John Green


#hazel-grace #thoughts #worry #the-fault-in-our-stars

Too much excitement, Your Majesty?” I asked. “He was standing too close.” “He was asking about Andrea.” “Too close. I didn’t like it.” Curran wrapped his arm around my shoulders and started walking, steering me away from the group. His Possessive Majesty in all of his glory.


Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews

I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan's doughnuts in the rec room and fed it to the attack poodle in my office. He made a great production of it. First, he growled at the doughnut, just to show it who was boss. Then he nudged it with his nose. Then he licked it, until finally he snagged it into his mouth and chomped it with great pleasure, dropping crumbs all over the carpet.


Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #magic-bleeds #ilona-andrews

Rene, you want us to find you-don't-know-who and to retrieve his you-don't-know-what for you-won't-tell-me-whom?


Ilona Andrews


#kate #magic-slays #rene #ilona-andrews

Would you like to work here with me? We have no clients and the pay is shit.


Ilona Andrews


#kate #ilona-andrews

Say 'pop.'" "Pop?" "That was the sound of me pulling your head out of your ass.


Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #kate #magic-slays #ilona-andrews






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